yabbie ker's admission
reach says:
he got nothing
reach says:
he got no big dick
reach says:
like me
you've got me sold says:
lol
you've got me sold says:
ya
you've got me sold says:
like u
you've got me sold says:
he got no big dick
btw reach is yabbie and you've got me sold is me
yabbie finally admits he has no big dick. that took quite long but at least ur not delirious anymore (:
and some more moments of genius by yabbie ker yan guang
you've got me sold says:
and i have a 8 pack pls
reach says:
of beer ah
you've got me sold says:
beer comes in 6 packs u nub
ggxxyyzzaabbccdd
edwin
while walking from the 156 bus stop to the overhead bridge at mac a couple of trainings ago.
"u ache so much get ****** to massage u la" me
edwin stops suddenly
"why u stop?" me
"fantasizing..." edwin
push ups + pull ups
After todays imbal training i have noticed several types of push ups
(1) Chuck Norris PS - theoretically you push the earth down
(2) muscle twitchingz - tricep twitch and body dont move
(3) pelvic thrust - ground very attractive eh
(4) Know-tow - oh ground...i worship you....
(5) the-rawr-when-you-try-to-twitch-your-muscle pushup - wad more can i say
(6) Head noddingz - more severe form of the know tow
And then theres the pull ups
(1) Standard of course...
(2) Queky - S.H.M
(3) Kicks air -
(4) RaWr pull up. ( why do ppl roar anywae. i tink its waste of energy - *looks at chan hahaha... just kidding)
anywaez haha we were all tired so ah well. hard to do real standard stuffz. lets gear up for nats. must cram finals. and win. i hope. heh
please post...
a lesson on vascularity
hey all you bored, navel gazing, neanderthal people with nothing else better to do!
glen's here to share with you a worthless scrap of information to while away your equally worthless moments of time!
check this out,
if you've got pretty visible veins running down the length of your forearm (i.e decent vascularity! there's a new word for you ahah), follow these steps to see something cool:
1. raise up your arm and let the force of gravity pull away all the blood in your arm. you will see your veins depress into your skin to form little micro-drains.
2. shake your fingers a little to speed up the bleeding off process.
3. once you are satisfied that most of the blood's flown out, drop your arm and let it hang in front of you, with your palm (and underside of arm) facing outwards.
4. the blood should then proceed to rush back into your forearm and pump thru the vessels. you should then see a vein close to your elbow bulge first, followed thereafter by a gradual dilation of the rest of your blood vessels.
5. when done after a good workout at the gym, the effect's fascinatingly...
...
...
gross.
6. but fascinating nonetheless!
muahah.
in jest,
u-glen
chuck norris vs bruce lee!
contrary to popular belief, chuck norris is KILLABLE!
bruce lee is some stretchable bastard, and chuck norris is hairy lol
anw at first chuck norris quite imbals, but then bruce lee decides, damn i'm sick of getting kicked by that n0b0, so he ons his imbal powers and pwnz chuck norris omg. proves that pushing down the earth while doing pushups doesnt pwn bruce lee. bruce lee must be pushing up the earth when he doing pullups lol.
bruce lee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chuck norris ggxx
and i do not surf pr0n slut jenhan. jenhan likes little kids and surfs pedophile porn (:
imbal countingz
First let me recount what our dear fruit said during training today.
*Edwin was doing pullups and weezing like shit*
* keith jumps on the bar and weezes as he does pullups*
Edwin: Ok lar i weak ok. normal people weak not like you
Keith: I am four times weaker than you. I am month!
-hur hur-
Fruit: I 48 times weaker than you thanks...i a year.
0_o"
so obviously Fruit cant count hahaha
and why isnt nobody not postingz
its official
jquek surfs p*rn
on wednesday after training, i was with jquek and our dear friend sinchi.
they were telling me about their adventures at milfhunter.com, which inicidentally, is a p*rn site.
i, being the completely innocent boy, was being traumatised by tales of how hot mothers are videoed doing nassty stuff, and the videos are subsequently posted on that site which jquek and sinchi visit pretty often.
ok for the uninitiated, milf stands for mother i love to f*ck. it is used to describe a hot mother. milf hunter, therefore, stands for a person who hunts for hot mothers.
clearly jquek and sinchi have weird fetishes. lol
so boys and girls, do not do p*rn. it is bad for u.
just look at those who do - jquek and sinchi.
chuck norris pwns SAT
- When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
eugene for president
Black History Month (BHM) is held every October in Britain. The aims are to:
Promote knowledge of Black History and experience
Disseminate information on positive Black contributions to British Society
Heighten the confidence and awareness of Black people in their cultural heritage.
The origins of BHM go back to 1926 when Carter G Woodson, editor for thirty years of the Journal of Negro History, established African Caribbean celebrations in America. It is still celebrated there in February each year. In Britain, the BHM has now grown to over 1400 events.
The focus on African and Caribbean heritage pre-dates the work of London Strategic Policy Unit who, as part of the African Jubilee year in 1987, helped to establish the event. People from our community have been promoting our arts and culture for many years. Examples can be traced to Berry Edwards in Manchester (Caribbean Week in the 70s), or Eric and Jessica Huntley from Ealing who regularly organised a Caribbean week in the late 70s and early 80's, or Alex Pascall who established, on BBC Radio London, the Black Londoners radio programme which went from a monthly, to a weekly, and then to a daily programme.
IMBA
gosuness.
My first post
this is my first ever post on the canoe blog (tagging not counted). To start off, let me continue the tradition of recounting the antics of canoeists in everyday life..
Edwin lines up a shot, then expertly sidefoots, into the large grass patch
behind the goal on the semi-d, a...wait for it... a
softball.. then promptly crumbles to the floor clutching his foot in obvious pain, and says "How come softball so hard?"....
In the same pe session, wenwei takes a handball and passes it to edwin who isnt on wenwei's team. edwin then lobs both wen wei and chee siong (keeper) right in front of an astounded wen wei. upon questioning later, wen wei thought edwin would pass back, due to some cosmic reason that only wen wei knows. its quite reasonable right? someones not on your team and you pass the ball to them during normal play, shouldnt they pass back automatically?
good luck to all taking SATs tomorrow, and dance night should be interesting...good show and good company...right eugene? :) (<---this is a cunning smile btw...)
Stoned out by SAT
here is a random post coz im totally bombed out by SAT practice.
backside pain.
some cool hair yo
i suggest that in the meantime no one visits j's salon
i shall be recounting wad happened to me
i went to cut hair with mr zhiwei ong today, and after making our ardous journey to j's salon at goodwood park, we saw the place being renovated, therefore generating a response as such
WTF!!??!? WE WASTED OUR TIME!!!
but wait. after a while, with my 1337 eyesight, i noticed an obscure sign saying "J's Salon. We have moved ------------>" and following the arrow, we discovered that the j's rejuv and spa place was converted to a hair salon. we happily walked in, but alas, we discovered what was wrong soon enough. as we were not rich taitais doing rubbish with our hair, us poor students were relegated to some window seat. usually this would have been good, but wtf?!?? no mirrors!! aha. and the hairdresser was mighty distracted by the amazing scenery of the carpark outside, so she just blindly attacked our hair. gg no chance
no worries tho. i shall save it with much wax+solid+gel+whatever else i can put in my hair
btw, they shall be moving back to the actual salon in 3 weeks, and in tt time, long hair ftw
ramly burger!
while on the 410 bus to j8 on sat, fruit our resident food expert told me abt....THE RAMLY BURGER! as we all know the ramly burger is malaysia's signature burger and it has 9818120984324801932 calories and pwns all canoeists. well so i had to try it! fruit accompanied me to the badass pasar malam at the j8 ntuc where they were selling ramly burgers omg. and it was whicked sickkkkk.
to show you how imbal it is, here are the instructions to cook the ramly burger! frm straits times btw haha
Preparing the patty:
• Melt margarine on a hotplate.
• Fry chopped onions and place the beef or chicken patty on top.
• Different stalls use different seasonings for flavour. These include fish or chicken curry powder, oyster sauce, Maggi seasoning, sweet soya sauce, mayonnaise or pepper.
• Slice the half-cooked patty into half its thickness and cook the inner sides.
• For an egg-wrapped Burger Ramly Special, break an egg and spread it into a thin layer the size of a plate.
• Place patty in the middle and fold the egg over it on four sides.
Preparing the bun:
• Slice a hamburger bun into half, coat each side with margarine and toast the two halves on a hotplate.
• The typical Western burger is garnished with lettuce and tomato. Use sliced cucumbers, shredded cabbage and carrot for a Ramly burger. Cheese is optional.
• Top up with sweet chilli sauce and mayonnaise.
so after all that tedious preparation, you get the ramly burger, which looks like this:
then u open it up omg ggxx:
ok mine didnt exactly look like that, but yes as u can tell, there are whicked sick amts of msg, sauces, oil and grease and fat and all the cool stuff canoeists are not supposed to eat. so after i ate it on sat, i felt very happy (: and it only costs 2.50! and whats worse, today jenny and kenneth ate the ramly burger with me again omg training gone ggxx :/
and some random trivia: ramly burger is banned in singapore cos its too unhealthy lollerskates
KEITH TAN ARE U FEELING HUNGRY? 1500 calorie diet hoho
