Jonathan Quek Zuo En
as we all know, jonathan here is a very deprived boy. lack of attention, lack of a life and lack of acceptance from society.
i would like all of u to visit this website, http://duckmanxp.cjb.net/
this should give you a brief introduction to our dear team mate when he was still the ugly duckling of our sec 4 class. our classmate actually wrote a story about him. (jquek = duckman)
jquek claims that he is the lifelong president of the brotherhood of handsome men.
while he thinks he looks like
i think he looks like
thats right. a pile of shit :)
jquek claims he has stunning looks. i must say stunning is the right description, after all, everytime i look at him, i get stunned by his ugliness. oh and here is something we agree on. god had to create jquek so that the word ugly could be defined. previously, i believed jquek had a face that only a mother could love. but after closer inspection, im starting to have my doubts. hm.
ok thats quite enough about his looks. conclusion:
JQUEK IS UGLY
ZOMG
go look at the J1s blog they scanned in our RI pics. wth.
payback time hoho
cos jenhan the horny bastard editted my post, this post shall be dedicated to him hehe. jenhan aka jenny aka HB1, is a horny boy.linked with many girls,(all fugly btw), he is some despo shit hu thinks he is hot, but evidently he is not. he's also a badass pedophile and has a particular liking for guangyang primary school kids. anw he is also our vice captai(OMG) and he suxxorz thnx thnx. so now to spice up our blog, WE SHALL HAVE PICS OF JENNY GETTING STRIPPED HOHO
here's jenny posing while getting stripped. observe his escatic face as he gets raped:
here's jenny acting coy:
here's one of him looking lustily into the camera and spreading for us LOL:
observe his replacement ball:
and the 4m horny boys posing with jenhan lol:
haha now our blog has pics thnx thnx so much better (:
and cos fruit insists that he be given another job other than slave in the BHM, he is hereby the honorary vice vice president. but that doesnt mean hes not the slave anymore NOOB
additional perspectives on eugene from another junior
"eh y ur fren face always so black one"
-upon seeing eugene early in the morning (beacuse he always reaches school early)
you now what we end up quoting each other so much this just becomes a quotes page lor how boringg.
on another note im supposed to make my stupid boat go faster zzz argh.
words spoken from my junior on msn
"anyway i think that canoeist eugene looks like a monster "
there there eugene. dont deny it. ure fugly
detective horse
some astute observations from teh horse
"i dont like it when balls hit my face"
"i was thinking, if the thunder is brighter..."
and finally, after water trg and running in the rain back to school
"i think we are wet"
tune in for more quotable quotes from the hansum boys
the brotherhood of handsome men aka BHM
the brotherhood of handsome men aka BHM, is a proud and noble tradition of the rjcanoeing team. with a long and illustrious history of 2 years, the BHM strives to bring the handsomest of the handsome, the creme de la creme, together for the betterment of mankind(omg so noble).
it all started two years ago, when 4 men came together to found this organisation called the BHM. shawn kok came up with the great idea and found 3 other enthusiastic and handsome individuals to join his organisation: the BHM. they were lublub angwei and ec. initially, the BHM was meant to be the brotherhood of HORNY men, but the 3, deciding that handsome would be preferable to horny, kicked shawn kok out of the club lol. and so the brotherhood of handsome men came to be.
their legendary exploits include jacking members of the rjcanoeing girls team (the H boat, where H=horny horrible hideous etc.), finding a FF to suan as well as getting a mascot aka the TNB. after graduating from rjc, they found 3 handsome men, the creme de la creme, to continue this noble tradition.
they areeeee:
jquek, lifelong honorary president
poh, lifelong honorary vice-president
fruit, slave to above two, but handsomer than yiliang nonetheless
we, as the current members of the BHM, strive to better mankind with our handsomeness. ok not really its womankind but who cares. we also strive to eliminate not so aesthetically pleasing members of the male population aka wangyiliang by insulting him continuously. the BHM is strongly bonded and we always stick up for each other, RITE FRUIT?
lol anw as we embark on the end of our canoeing career, WE MUST FIND OUR SUCCESSORS. so pls nominate hansum j1 males pls (:
j1 blog
ehh go look at the j1 blog:
http://dontpissinthewater.blogspot.com/cb how come their blog so fun we are sad ):
clarification
let me clarify myself.
i was given a choice of either a blow up sex doll or a vibrating dildo.
given that i din know what a blow up doll is, i chose the dildo. lol
nobo yabbie has been panned by a bee. haha.
vj dance night was pretty interesting.
some godlike quotes
here are some pwnage quotes lol
me:"fruit you black ah"
fruit:"ya"
omg fruit finally being honest
jenhan on his choice of birthday present:
"i'd have a
vibrating dildo anyday"
wth?? some hb we have as a vicecaptain
and uglen our captain, rounding this post off:
"i'm
blowing myself"
now bbye nubc4k3s
about chin chins
J Quek no chinchin wa chisai
hahahahah i win.
Zzzz
since u glen cursed me with l* C*** i shall now detail my gosu cap few weeks back
Setting: at finishing line after a 500m end burst thingy
Chan: omg, zengyu look, peishan capped
Zeng Yu: OMG WHERE
-turns violently around-
-boat tilts violently-
-water sloshes in-
-brace once-
-twice-
-oops-
-_-"
sad sad day. :(
yea... got whacked by chan.
but let me relate the chain of events that led up to the unfortunate (for us) result:
1. we started out, in accordance to T-boat tradition, monster burst and even more monster backwash, hoping to kill wee seng with our backwash, but he just refused to die!
2. paced us all the way until the 150 metre mark, then i told keith that we cld stop bursting and transit into maintenance, but did edwin stop there too? nooooooo. the bad mannered fellow thought it would be fun to burst some more.
3. tried to pace him from there, but problems developed in the engine department of the t2, followed shortly by a malfunction in the steering mechanism and the boat swerved off to the left, and it was quited GGed from there on.
4. the rest, they say, is history.
When activated, Blessing of Y***** renders caster immune to all Cunning Tactics (i.e Backwash Attack) and fills the caster with a renewed sense of Urgency, increasing speed by 500%.
Chance on Hit: unleashes a wall of water at target, stunning the target for 3 seconds and disorientating opponent, slowing him to 80% of base speed.
haha. cheers.
yo
damn the bees. got stung by one last year at nats. slept on it and it gave me bloody lump
hehe and today chan trashed U-glens t2 by some distance ah....must be somebodys bdae so suddenly so excited
tramp fags
gd luck to hb jenhan and hacker horse this thurs as they compete in tramp! dun get lubbed pls very shameful wait m******* and a***** dump u lol
btw ur leotard is gay just like u jennnyyy
Keith and his Toto
hear hear. keith tan dihao is an incorrigible gambler. he places soccer bets, buys 4D, and promises to give me 10% of his lottery gains if he wins the 10million dollar hongbao draw next year. muahah. let all ears be testament to this.
:D
raffles canoeing 0506hahah well evidently the bees in macritchie like me more than they like jenny. thanks thanks. sweeter and more BEE-utiful than u. hah!
glen 1 - bees 1 - jenny 0
but i suppose its prolly quite flattering if you had two girls fighting over you. -mrwoar-pfft!- either... young and energetic, or mature and experienced. ooh. kinky. -whiplash-purrrr-
but yes. when boat partners take turns to fall sick and not come for trainings on the same day for a week, one should prepare to get trashed by wee seng. which keith and i did today. ggpwnzed over 500m. nvm. remake next wednesday maybe the muscles wont die out so fast towards the burst. haha.
no funny curses! poh take your wooglie wooglieing elsewhere! haha.
i am glad to say my diarrhoea fit is gone. stomachache pwnz all.
bloody unsympathetic buggers
after getting stung by 2 bees in quick succession, i jumped into the reservoir looking like some fool. then u guys still laugh at me summore:( spreading vicious rumours also... u all good...
waves too wavy
lesson backwash no. 1
eating backwash is not good.it gives ur boat diarrhea so its legs become nua.then it cannot "walk" straight in water.
so pls dun eat backwash.eat oredi sure bo hoseh.
no running
hi2u
today i shall recount how i panned my leg
as we all noe, there was an imbal lot of bees today at macritchie. so when i got out of the boat, all the bees were chionging to me. confirm is the sunplay suncreen. so being the man i am, i was ignoring the bees while i carried the boat up, while pple were telling me tt there were 45619964165 bees on my ass. then, one cunning bee crawled into my pants. gg. so i panicked and started running towards the water with the bee buzzing around near the great wall. six started shouting be careful, which i obviously assumed was bee! careful!, therefore i ignored him, and consequently smashed into the t2 he was carrying.
no run on monday i guess
=]
L* Ch***
hi2u all
my first post shall be to remind all of u of mr jonathons brillance
jonathon: she is good stuff u shd go for her
bryan: u go for her la
jonathon: nono she is too good for me
all: THAT IS CORRECT
jonathon: .....
as u can all see, our dearest friend jonathon has once again jacked himself
panned
k2 rowers are faggots
yes its true theres a high tendency for people to be getting abit too chummy with each other when they row double boats. and since there are no mixed gender races the implications are pretty obvious. there is major evidence supporting this which..speaks 4 itself i suppose so i neednt cite any examples because their all obvious anw.
which is why jiaolian split u ppl lollerskates
but well i think its fine within limits just that its abitt freaky. 4 example, this conversation with brian as we were shifting the bags into e shack
me: (passes several bags)
bryan: (takes the few bags but my arm along with it which is holding the bags)
me: eh brian let go of my hand
bryan: but i want it.....
i rest my case
but o.0 k2 backman today ftw lol but whoever it was pulling e boat i dun think it was me.
the curse of L* Ch***!
recently, the raffles junior college canoeing team has been afflicted by a strange phenomenon: the curse of L* Ch***. it first appeared on the muscle hack of the team, bryan, and recently mr poh chen wei was reputed to be suffering from it. sufferers of this curse face uncontrollable capping while rowing his/their boat, and also suffer from much mental trauma from the horrifying imagery brought about by this curse. however, there is one exception, which is mr bryan. instead of making him cap, it makes him stronger! amazing but true.
Unfortunately yet another member of the raffles junior college canoeing team has succumbed to this deadly curse. this is none other than the teams resident t1 god, mr edwin chan wee seng.
mr wee seng was doing an endburst with mr wang yiliang and mr tay zhiwei. however, he suddenly capsized without any prior warning or symptom. this was especially horrific because he was rowing a t1, a rather uncappable boat. this has also affected his mental faculties, causing him to criticize mr jonathan quek's hair as "ugly", which it obviously is not(in fact it is damn chiooooooooo and makes him look very hansum).
however, others are of the opinion that mr wang yiliang's horrific face shocked mr wee seng so much causing him to capsize. after much debate and analysis of video evidence, experts have concluded that it was indeed the curse of L* Ch*** that caused mr wee seng to capsize in such a horrific manner.
as the raffles junior college canoeing team continues to prepare for their upcoming nationals, who will fall victim to the curse of L* Ch***?o_0
ps 156 bus drivers are wanktards
pps mR jEnHaN iSh a bLoOdY hOrnY peDoPhiLe hU LiKeS j1 gIrLz!
stfu all
i wud prefer if some of u wouldnt speak these vicious untruths abt me in front of my class thanks... what abt me being some cunning shit and etc.
apart from that, water tmr as usual :)
i thiNkS iF wE aLL tYpE liKE tHat wE wiLL bE uBeR KeWl woRx!
how yiliang was useful *gasp*
yiliang, contrary to popular belief, is not that useless after all!
he can play MASTERMIND z0mgwtfbbqpwnt
thnx to his great MASTERMIND skillz we pwnz the raffles place station and consequently the smelly rgs team+one ri boy upside down.
but before we get so impressed with yiliangs 1337ness, we shall recount how he pwned himself in the bus. as the bus was moving(very slowly), yiliang FELL AND PWNED HIS BACK THEN HE YELLED AND EVERYONE LOOKED AT HIM. pwned.
"yiliang how come u can stand in k1 cannot stand in bus?"now i shall dota bbye nubcakes
hello all
i thought it might be cool to have a team blog where we can record all the interesting events that occur...
anw just now i was asking edwin wad url i should register for....
jenhan says: wad web address uwant - Edwin - says: ******.blogspot.com =) on second thoughts i had better censor what wee seng said.
anw yst raffles trail we got 6th and won a crumpler after running like dogs from 11 am to 3pm. lol the stupid rgps station was damn hk. if we managed to do that station we would have gotten 2000 pts and already.
we steam rollered all opposing teams we met (sadly we didnt meet the 5 teams infront of us) by running in front of them and killing them with our backwash. haha
at the start we were getting owned by this team with 4 rgs girls and 1 guy. lol but we eventually killed them off at raffles place.
so we ran in the rain, in the sun and in the mrt station.
i quote an aunty as we were running down the escalator
"eeyer all so smelly"
she was kinda pissed and intelligently gave way to us.
oh btw my junior said the way we ran back in damn cool...
anw good job pple!
FIRST POST
first post thnx (:
