Friday, July 28, 2006

gosu geog quotes

mugging tourism halfway but abandoned it to end up looking at mmak's blog..fyi mmak is this geog/econs/basically gosu who was from e class of 2005. you can find one of her gp essays on democracy in one of the gp essays. anw some fairly funny quotes garnered from her site when she was kbing abt marking ct scripts (she did some relief tching this yr for a short span of time)

‘One environmental problem that may result from the changes made to the natural lanscape [sic] is, the factory produce gases, the car produce gases, which may lead to air pollution, and acid rain, acid rain would kill those trees and plants as they absorbs water from the soil, when acid rain was rained down, which is bad for plant, and humans.

The sun heats up the air hence the air is warmed up ie. it becomes warm’



in the same spirit, check out this sentence taken from the wikipedia entry on cenotes ( a hole in the ground in limestone rocks with water running in to put it straightforwardly)

Cenote Park, located at Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo, Mexico, contains many cenotes.

and anw i just thought of sth tt rhymed with ugly. zsqy. but nvm

Thursday, July 27, 2006

zzzzz

hullo ok apparently poetry very fun to play. and in a bid to get more pple to blog, i shall start a poetry chain. first line goes:

yiliang is ugly

thnx

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

random post thnx

today i played in interhouse tennis.notwithstanding the fact that i lost 5-7 to some imbal girl, i won one singles and lost a doubles to some school tennis guys.thnx i got trophy.worship me rawr

anyway here's a poem dedicated to muffin!

"ode to wang"

woe is wang yiliang
his face makes mirrors go "piang"!
his presence causes birds to die
and makes little children cry.

be astounded by my literary genius.and pls contribute more verses to "ode to wang"

think.ri

hullo i have an interesting revelation abt our dearest friend jonathan today. new day new discovery ftw.


stop all the world now says:
haha today i damn sad
stop all the world now says:
kena pwned by soem girl at tennis
stop all the world now says:
i think she's like the top j1 girl in rj or something
stop all the world now says:
her standard is almost a guys one

and therefore i infer that if our friend here got pwnted by this almostguy, he be of the unguy. =]=]

Saturday, July 22, 2006

late to starting

looking around for random dragonboat information and information for the steerer given on this site is probably applicable for a fairly exclusive bunch of unfortunate people.

3/ If your team is late getting to the start line, go straight down the middle of the race course. They can't start the race if you are on the race course.

source :http://www.stratforddragonboat.com/training.htm

'nuff said.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

hahaha

i was reading up on intel's new line of conroe based processors and

INTEL'S DESKTOP PROCESSORS HAVE NOT been in a good place for the past two and a half years. Pentium 4 and Pentium D CPUs have run at relatively high clock speeds but delivered relatively low performance compared to their competition from AMD. They've also drawn a tremendous amount of power, which they've generously expended as heat. In other words, they've been hotter than Jessica Simpson and slower than, well, Jessica Simpson.

zzzz i be bored hahaha

Sunday, July 16, 2006

and another! this one is good

yet another haha

zomgbbq lol to the max

some shots

All of Us :)
Pelvic thrustingz
Gay.........
Imbal
Edwin looking screwed up haha


did wang just looked up at the sky with his FACE?

the legendary HORNY SMILE from mr LOO.

zengyu being a kokanathan.as usual.

the man of day 1.lolx.







Friday, July 14, 2006

and there it goes

i cant believe its all over

fuck

Thursday, July 13, 2006

bang those nj and hc asses

to the finalists.gd luck!

May the HASTE RUNE be with u.

ROW!

and it comes down to this

and so after 1.5 years spent torturing ourselves we approach the finals. like tmr. whatever the outcome i just want to say that its been great being a raffles canoeist and ill never forget the times we spent shitting arnd and stuff. until the races are over, anything is possible. and we have more boats in the finals than nj. woohoo. we can do this shit.

raffles row

Woot

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

9 hrs from the nats

as the title says,its 9 hrs away from the nats.after a long but now seemingly short period of training, tomorrow comes the big thing.while i am here typing i am sure most of u all are already sleeping, getting ur rest for tml's races.tml macritchie will the place for the meeting of the titans so to all those racing, good luck.even though i am not competing i hope my cheering will help u all finish the last few buoys of the races.all that matters is that u guys try ur best and know u have done ur best.the best thing u can get is having no regrets after trying ur best.

Anatole France:
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.

go team. tml's ur big day.whoop some asses tml!

Team RJ Canoe FTW.

Canoe Nationals

Tomorrow marks the start of the nationals, which signals the climax of our short but fulfilling canoe careers. I just want to say that i definitely have enjoyed all my time in raffles canoeing..what with all the crap that we do and the nonsense that we talk.This has been one of my best life choices, and i have no regrets in joining the team.

So as i sit here typing, getting ready for tomorrows nationals, i want to wish everyone competing the best of luck, and that may they do their best and leave nationals believing that they have done their best, regardless of the result.... RAFFLES ROW!!!

Hydrofoil Kayak

Check this out. hydrofoils lift it out of water. apparantly does up to 17 mph

Monday, July 10, 2006

the joy of google!

hello all!

edwin and i were having some fun googling up our competitors names on the net just now, and edwin discovered some new and useful stuff about the PJC boat in his heats. so i caught onto the idea and googled my name and some other random people too. and here's what i found!

1. Karenanya tak salah jika Basskaran Nair yang memimpin diskusi Feedback Unit menilai pandangan Lim U-Glen sebagai masukan berharga.

“Yang patut dibahas memang bukan sekedar apa yang bisa diberikan Pemerintah tapi juga biaya yang harus dikeluarkan jika memiliki anak. Biaya membesarkan seorang anak memang sangat mahal. Argumen ini saya lihat.."

apparently some malay newspaper quoted me at some length and up till now i have no idea what in the world i said. any malay 3rdlangers here?

2. Question No. 266 :
What is the heaviest metal in the world?

Osmium is a hard metallic element which has the greatest density of all known elements. It is twice as heavy as lead, and has a specific gravity of 22.59. (The specific gravity of lead is 11.35; gold is 19.32; and platinum is 21.45.)

Osmium has an atomic weight of 190.2 and its atomic number is 76.

Question Asked By:Question No. 336 :
What will happen when the Sun in the Solar System explodes?

Because of its smaller mass as compared to other more massive stars, the Sun will not end its life with an explosion to become a supernova. Astronomers expect that the Sun will pass through a red-giant phase, shed a small fraction of its mass, and end its life as a white dwarf.
Question Asked By:

Name: Lim U-Glen
Age Group: 6 to 12
Occupation Type: Student
Education Level: Others

found off the Science Centre website. the last time i used this website to ask those questions was back in primary 6 (post PSLE excursions, whatnot) and i only find the answers 6 years on. some gosu.

and then i decided to check up some of you guys~ just to see what kok you've been up to :)

ahah and kaiyang: found off someone's blog

Music and scores will be performed live by our very famous
hearthrob guitarists Hyqel and Zhenghong! This is coupled with our
VERY OWN Rafflesian Spotlight winner cum deputy head prefect... HUANG
KAIYANG, who will be crooning away. DEFINATELY NOT TO BE MISSED!

SO what are you waiting for? Get your tickets NOW. Warning: KY has
a HUGE fanclub, you don't want feel utterly desolate after when
tickets have been sold out. come support us! =) All proceeds will be
going to MINDS. So come buy those funky tickets (designed and created
by Kangwei! :D)
and thats our ky having some fun. tho his hair was alot shorter last time :)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7825/98/1600/bomb.jpgw!

just for fun, and not exactly related, but now we know there're more jobbers called wang yi liang in the world there: from the Channel 8 website

" To Lin Mei jiao - Disgusted by Wang Yi Liang"
I couldn't believe what i heard from mediacorp artist Wang Yi Liang on the night of the award. He proved to be a low EQ man and i believe we MAN in Singapore are entirely disgusted by his words to his ex-wife Lin mei Jiao. In fact, Lin Mei Jiao performed very well for the last one two years with her roles as berserk wife was exceptionally good. My words to Lin Mei Jiao is: Don't worry, you are good in your own way. One day you will make it, its just a metter of luck. I believe most of audiences knows you can act well...Stay cool Lin mei jiao, one day you will make it and on that day, all will stand up and cheer for you.


and last but not least! A SHORT STORY WRITTEN BY OUR VERY OWN JQUEKZUOEN! be dazzled, be amazed, and be ASTOUNDED by his articulate ideas and weighted expressions, in his story/novella, The Headless Ghost!
see it to believe it
http://www.kidpub.org/kidpub/kidpub-display-story.php?SID=24178

The headless ghost.
by Jonathan Quek Zuo En


The Headless Ghost.

It was a dark and windy night.A few boys were on their way home after they watched a midnight movie.

Suddenly, there was a gust of wind.A ghost appeared but this was no ordinary ghost.It had no head!The boys were white with fear.The ghost struck suddenly!It revealed it's sharp claws.It aimed.The boys fell down dead.The ghost had killed and it waited,ready to strike again....

wah seh, i'm impressed quek!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

peishan's dirty mind ;p

and so amanda went up to jiao lian to ask him abt her performance

Amanda: i am htting about 2:35
JL: wa not bad not bad then next year what?
Amanda: 2:15?
JL: *laughs* what next? 2:02 ah. then not woman already

PEISHAN: haha, 2 flat

Me: *stunned*