Sunday, June 25, 2006

BMC

i shud start a BMC - Bomb Magnets' Club.

and i know i wont be the only member right boys?

Friday, June 23, 2006

randomness

i be in severe mourning for the sad state of my CTs revision.

HOO!!!! i be hard gay!!!

**pelvic thrusts to the max**

imagine an episode whereby that baka goes up to head librarian.
urps

RaWr

Thursday, June 22, 2006

progressing together

this is really stupid but

out t1s are about the same speed as our t2s
and our t2s are about the same speed as our k1s
and our k1s can just about match our k2s.

logically,
we're all moving at about the same speed.

some guideline

hullo. i shall blog while i await the world cup matches to begin. as the world cup progesses, we see more and more of our dearest teammates joining me in singpools. hence it is only appropriate for such a seasoned gambler to post a few general guidelines for those who want to make a quick buck.

1.betting is bad

if u chose to ignore that, here are some real tips

1. the ball be round. there is no such thing as a confirm win bet. there is possible/probable/immensely likely but no confirm. so if u put ur lifesavings on some match and lose dont go bitch to pple

2. dont look at the odds before u decide. immense odds have a tendency to affect the judgement of even the best of us.

3. dont think too much. first instinct be good. u always end up convincing urself tt some unreal shit will happen after thinking alot and hence u will lose money and then spend the next day wondering why japan didnt pwn brazil 237963459-0.

4. pls only bet when ur confident. if u are going to lose sleep over it, fq. dont bet on tt.

5. if u cant afford to lose money, pls dont bet. and dont bitch when u lose. tt is immensely irritating.

matches be start. bb.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

monster to man

i think in the span of 1 yr alot has really changed. like have u all noticed sth?

now when we talk about gosu rowers we add the suffix -man behind their name and call them real men. theres no lack of examples eg brianman, kaiyangman, etc

but you know last year, when we talk about those ppl, we called them monsters. isnt it strange how 2 nouns typically considered direct polarities could be used to refer to the same group of ppl.

but even whilst we marvel at the movement up the evolution ladder, its still kinda nice to know theres some still bits of the past that remain with us.

some of us are fast but are still being referred to as monster.

i think we know who im referring to :P

back to demographic transisition model haha

Monday, June 12, 2006

panned

i have learnt sth.

500m time trials = chi-dori

2 shots and you are panned.

anyway,
mugging sucks.

>>Zeng Yu shall go suffer in silence. ZzzZ

Sunday, June 11, 2006

not larssen

you know we got tricked.
remember sometime ago we thought larsson(however u spell it) broke his paddle at the world championships after finishing quite poorly?
thats not true afterall.
the fellow that broke his paddle was in lane 1- not 9..and hes just some random fellow from somewhere else.
now who was the intelligent fellow who said he was larsson in the first place........

Friday, June 09, 2006

lets talk about the weather

lets talk about the weather.





and keith's amazing meteorological deductive skills.

so it happened that we merry people were to meet in the morning at 8.30 for a little morning row. sky looked abit dark and it was drizzling a little, but nothing serious really. kt called to ask whether we were still training cuz the weather didnt look good and so i told him that maybe he should come down and camp around and wait till the rain wasnt as heavy.

of course keith was a little hum. he stayed home till the rain stopped abit more and then arrived at 9.30. but. once we finally hit the water it started raining after we finished ONE 500m. -_-"

see lah keith. come late so as not to get wet and we get even wetter. you goooood. hahahha.

cheerios.
glen.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

omnipotent wang

this is i thought a pretty funny episode that happened today at macritche, sadly no one was there to witness it. the problem started when wang yiliang ran off to who knows where and the ever responsible j1s, realising his boat was the only boat left on the pontoon, decided to take it back to the pontoon.
me:'erhh...does he know u all are takign it back?'
j1 girl:'no..but its the only boat thats left alr'
me:'er..right. be careful make sure u all dun smash anything'
actually im quite confident they didnt smash it up. but of course yiliang didnt realise this, he being in some different reality. therefore:

'eh wheres my boat?' yiliang who expresses a great deal of shock when he realises his boat is (gasp) missing.
'the j1s took it back' so i painstakingly explain to him that they have brought his boat back the pontoon. However yiliang continues to be surprised:
'howcome they bring it back i dont know ?'makes to go back to the shack to verify facts
'you think you omnipotent arhz issit' jenhan points out the obvious. and if one thinks about it logically its true, there are 2 routes back to the shack(3 if you count the connector)so its totally possible they bypassed each other without realising it.


'hes not even potent how can he be omnipotent' the punchline that noone caught. which is qt sad lah zZz because it loses its spontaenity and funniness by now alr. so next time everyone shld crowd aruond yiliang because tt's where the hotspot of jokes come from lest they miss them.. hmm.