raffles canoeing 0506

omnipotent wang

this is i thought a pretty funny episode that happened today at macritche, sadly no one was there to witness it. the problem started when wang yiliang ran off to who knows where and the ever responsible j1s, realising his boat was the only boat left on the pontoon, decided to take it back to the pontoon.
me:'erhh...does he know u all are takign it back?'
j1 girl:'no..but its the only boat thats left alr'
me:'er..right. be careful make sure u all dun smash anything'
actually im quite confident they didnt smash it up. but of course yiliang didnt realise this, he being in some different reality. therefore:

'eh wheres my boat?' yiliang who expresses a great deal of shock when he realises his boat is (gasp) missing.
'the j1s took it back' so i painstakingly explain to him that they have brought his boat back the pontoon. However yiliang continues to be surprised:
'howcome they bring it back i dont know ?'makes to go back to the shack to verify facts
'you think you omnipotent arhz issit' jenhan points out the obvious. and if one thinks about it logically its true, there are 2 routes back to the shack(3 if you count the connector)so its totally possible they bypassed each other without realising it.


'hes not even potent how can he be omnipotent' the punchline that noone caught. which is qt sad lah zZz because it loses its spontaenity and funniness by now alr. so next time everyone shld crowd aruond yiliang because tt's where the hotspot of jokes come from lest they miss them.. hmm.

posted by horse @ 6:43 PM