raffles canoeing 0506

the curse of L* Ch***!

recently, the raffles junior college canoeing team has been afflicted by a strange phenomenon: the curse of L* Ch***. it first appeared on the muscle hack of the team, bryan, and recently mr poh chen wei was reputed to be suffering from it. sufferers of this curse face uncontrollable capping while rowing his/their boat, and also suffer from much mental trauma from the horrifying imagery brought about by this curse. however, there is one exception, which is mr bryan. instead of making him cap, it makes him stronger! amazing but true.

Unfortunately yet another member of the raffles junior college canoeing team has succumbed to this deadly curse. this is none other than the teams resident t1 god, mr edwin chan wee seng.

mr wee seng was doing an endburst with mr wang yiliang and mr tay zhiwei. however, he suddenly capsized without any prior warning or symptom. this was especially horrific because he was rowing a t1, a rather uncappable boat. this has also affected his mental faculties, causing him to criticize mr jonathan quek's hair as "ugly", which it obviously is not(in fact it is damn chiooooooooo and makes him look very hansum).

however, others are of the opinion that mr wang yiliang's horrific face shocked mr wee seng so much causing him to capsize. after much debate and analysis of video evidence, experts have concluded that it was indeed the curse of L* Ch*** that caused mr wee seng to capsize in such a horrific manner.

as the raffles junior college canoeing team continues to prepare for their upcoming nationals, who will fall victim to the curse of L* Ch***?o_0

ps 156 bus drivers are wanktards
pps mR jEnHaN iSh a bLoOdY hOrnY peDoPhiLe hU LiKeS j1 gIrLz!

posted by Anonymous @ 9:00 PM