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Canoeist grammar 101

Due to the overwhelmingly bad grammar omg I be pwnt if I don't see it kthxsbye, I, Wong zeng yu in my extreme boredness shall write a short summary on the strange twisted colloquial tongue that some of us seem predisposed to.

(1) The use of Zomg and omg and pwnt

Often found in the same sentance. Thats all i can say.zzz
e.g : edwin: thats true and zomg gp pwned

Note the use of zomg and pwned. Apparantly edwin not so cool as horse.
e.g. : horse: not* i shall not get pwnt for grammer in the process
OH THE BITTER IRONY. actually it isnt grammer but nvm.

(2) The use of pwnt

Apparantly the pwnt is a cooler more 'in' incarnation of pwned, which was also the cooler and more 'in' form of pawned which was the short cooler form of i sold your balls for X gold.
Now for kthxbye, think it first came from Keith but quite commonly found online.

(3) The use of " REAL MEN "

e.g "SO WE, AS REAL MEN,"

ought to look in the mirror and see who dies first k thx

(4) The use of "thanks" or "kthxbye" at the end of the sentence.

(5) IMBA

International Mountain Bicycling Association

(6) The use of "{condition x} be of the {condition y}"

e.g. : jquek: ggxx a levels be of the pwnt

please study hard Jquek we know you are dammmn smart. But the following pt still applies. X_X

(7) The use of " J QUEK IS UGLY "

e.g. : ww: edwin be of the bad grammar, but he still more hansum... than jquek
mmmm

(8) The use of " YI LIANG IS UGLY "

i agree.

fullstop

good lucks to us all.

bye bye :P

posted by Zeng Yu @ 6:09 PM